BURLINGTON

   I was leaving the school parking lot in my 2013 Mercedes-Maybach S-Class, when all of a sudden, I saw a spider on my window. I started to panic due to spiders being my biggest fear ever. So, I accidently swerved. 
   When I got out of my car, I saw the homecoming queen laying under my car crying because I broke her crown. I don't know what to do please help me.

Reckless Driver,

Jill

   Hello my fellow fearful friend. I'd recommend checking your car for spiders before you start driving again. Also, I'm glad a crown is the only thing that got hurt. I will ship you a new crown as soon as i can.
   On Friday the 13th at 11pm, deliver a basket of fruit to her house, because we all know running over the homecoming queen is bad luck. If you give her the fruit, all your bad luck will be erased. And because you did run someone over so you probably should be nice to her.

Signing Off,

Jane